Dr. Strangegun or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the fisking - After nearly two hours at the show, Nunziato headed out, with one question. "Why can't all of the dealers be like him?" Nunziato said, referring to Tomes. "I'm not saying ban gun shows. I'm saying make all the people there like Pop's. There would at least be some paperwork." Paperwork: the weapon of choice for Big Brothers everywhere. As he left, a man with a shotgun stood outside the show, smoking a cigarette. He was looking for a sale. In conclusion, the moral of the story is: Guns don't kill people. Gun shows do.